Behold the powess of the King of all fruits. It is either you love or hate the durian. Most Singaporeans love the fruit, but not all...some run as fast as their feet takes them...Ryan is one of them.
1. It melts in mouth
2. You can smell it from miles away
3. It leaves its essence for days, in your home, your car, your FRIDGE
4. You get durian breath for the next few hours
5. No known mint can obscure the musk of durian, no detergent strong enough to rid the smell from your fingers.
6. Your car smells of durians for the next few days (if you transport them in it)
7. Your neighbours know you are having durians today
8. Pity those who do not like durians and have to take the lift (that you brought with you into)
9. you need a skilled person, and a chopper to pry it open
10. (with regards to point 9) Don't trivial with those thorns!
2 comments:
*LOL* i can fully comprehend why Tobey was so squirmy when he saw the LL... i react tt way too when i see or smell them :P i envy pple who can eat LL leh, it looks gd, i juz cant understand my aversion to it ....
my parents say im a teng sua lang ( chinaman ) cos i dun eat LL *HEE*
the breath part is sooooo true! when either of my parents burp, i'll run away instantly... tk gdness my hubby doesnt take LL too, or else i'll prob have to ask him to sleep next door *heheheeh*
Don't tempt me!
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